What we do

One job, done properly

We clear dog waste from gardens and grounds across Weston. That’s the whole business, which is exactly why we’re quick at it.

Most people choose this

Regular garden clears

We turn up on the same day every week or fortnight and clear the whole garden, whether you’re in or not. Within a month you genuinely stop thinking about it — that’s the point of the service, and it’s the bit customers say they didn’t expect to value so much.

Twice-weekly suits big dogs, multi-dog households and small gardens where things build up fast. Monthly suits a single small dog with plenty of space. If you pick the wrong one we’ll tell you at the first visit.

  • Same day each visit, so you know where you are
  • No need to be home, ever
  • Gate photo messaged to you after every single visit
  • Pause, skip or stop whenever you want, no fee
  • Invoiced monthly for the visits we actually did
A tidy back garden with a shed and fence
No lecture included

One-off rescue clears

Sometimes a garden gets away from you. Illness, a new baby, a bad winter, a long stretch where everything was just harder than usual — it happens constantly and it is not a character flaw.

We come once, reset the whole thing, and you decide whether you want us back. Loads of our regulars started with a one-off clear they were embarrassed to book.

Typical reasons people book one

  • A landlord or letting agent inspection is coming
  • Moving out and you need the garden clear
  • Family coming to stay and the kids will be out there
  • You’ve been unwell and it’s got on top of you
  • You’ve just taken on a rescue dog and inherited a situation

How the catch-up price works

A one-off is priced on how long it’s been left and how much ground there is, because that’s honestly what drives the time it takes.

  • Up to dateCheapest
  • A week or twoA bit more
  • About a monthMore again
  • Two or three monthsProper job
  • Longer… don’t judgeBring a bigger bag

The builder gives you the exact number for your garden. There’s a minimum charge for a one-off trip because it’s a dedicated journey either way.

Beyond back gardens

Commercial & property work

Grounds that other people walk on carry a different kind of responsibility. We treat them that way.

Holiday lets & Airbnb

Dog-friendly listings live and die on reviews. We turn the garden around between guests so the next family doesn’t find what the last dog left. Same-day turnarounds where we can, and we’ll work to your changeover time.

Care homes & supported living

Residents with dogs, communal gardens, and a duty of care that means it can’t be left. DBS checked, happy to work to your visiting hours and sign in at reception like everyone else.

Schools, nurseries & playing fields

Fields that get walked on out of hours are a genuine health issue — toxocariasis is rare but serious, and it’s children who are at risk. We sweep before the school day and can provide a written record of each visit.

Letting agents & landlords

End-of-tenancy clears, mid-tenancy inspections, and blocks where the communal grass has become a problem. We invoice the agency directly and send photo evidence with every job, which is usually what you actually need.

Commercial work is quoted individually rather than through the builder — the areas, access and paperwork vary too much for a slider to be honest about. Tell us what you’ve got and we’ll come and look.
Add-ons

Things worth adding, and one worth knowing about

Artificial grass treatment

This is the one people don’t expect. Fake grass doesn’t absorb, so waste and urine sit in the fibres and the backing — picking it up isn’t enough, and in warm weather it turns. We rinse and treat it with a pet-safe deodoriser.

Deodorise & sanitise

Pet-safe treatment for patios, paths and the patches that have taken a hammering. Especially worth it in summer, on hard standing, and anywhere a smell has settled in.

We take it away

By default waste is double-bagged into your own general waste bin, which is where it legally belongs. If you’d rather it left your property entirely — small bin, shared bin, or you just don’t want it there — we’ll take it with us.

Front garden too

Verge, path and front lawn on the same visit. Handy if your dog gets let out the front, or if passing dogs treat your grass as public property.

Bin clean-out

Your waste bin rinsed and deodorised. Not glamorous, extremely appreciated in August.

Holiday cover

Going away and someone else is looking after the dog? We’ll keep the garden on top of things while you’re gone so you don’t come home to a fortnight of it.

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Not sure which one you need?

Describe your situation in a sentence and we’ll tell you what we’d actually recommend — even when the honest answer is that you don’t need us very often.

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