Pricing

No “contact us for pricing”

Here is the actual price list, and a builder that gives you your real number before you tell us your name. If it’s more than you expected, at least you found out in ten seconds instead of after a doorstep visit.

The quote builder

Tell us about your garden

Everything updates live. Nothing is sent anywhere until you choose to send it.

Which suits you better?

Most people have us do it. If you don't mind scooping but hate storing it, the caddy works out cheaper.

How many dogs use the garden?

Visiting dogs count too, if they’re there most days.

1dog
16+
What size are they?

If they’re a mix, pick the biggest one.

How big is the area we’d be covering?

A rough guess is fine — we’ll confirm it on the first visit and tell you if it changes anything.

How often should we come?

Less often costs more per visit — there’s more to clear — but less per month.

When was it last properly cleared?

Be honest — this only affects the first visit, and we have genuinely seen worse.

Anything else while we’re there?

All optional. Add or drop them any time later.

Your price

£12 per visit

£52 a month

    This is a firm estimate, not a guess — but we’ll confirm it on the first visit once we’ve seen the garden. If it’s wrong we tell you before we start, never after.

    What you told us

      Nearly there

      Send it over and we’ll confirm

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      The price list

      Standard rates, in public

      Per visit, including one medium dog. These are the exact numbers the builder above uses.

      Price per visit by garden size and frequency
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      Extra dogs

      The second dog adds £2.50 a visit, the third £2, and any after that £1.50 each. It tapers because a second dog in the same garden isn’t twice the work — it’s the walking about that takes the time, not the picking up.

      First visit

      If the garden has a backlog, the first visit carries a one-off catch-up charge on top — between £6 and £40 depending on how long it’s been and how big the space is. Every visit after that is the standard rate. The builder shows you both numbers separately.

      Optional extras

      Optional extras and their per-visit cost
      That’s the price. No call-out fee, no fuel surcharge, no minimum term.
      Pensioners and disabled customers. If getting out to the garden is genuinely hard for you, mention it when you get in touch — we look after our older and disabled customers, and we’d rather sort that quietly with you than make you fill in a form about it.
      Always included

      In every single visit

      • The whole area, in a grid — lawn, borders, patio, paths, gravel
      • Waste double-bagged and put in your general waste bin
      • Boots and tools disinfected before we enter your garden
      • A photo of your closed gate, messaged to you
      • A Bugalugs sanitising treatment on the spots we lift from
      • A heads-up if we spot anything odd — a hole in the fence, a poorly-looking mess
      • Public liability insurance, on every job
      Worth knowing

      How we handle the awkward bits

      • Can’t get in? We message you and rebook — we won’t climb a locked gate
      • A visit we couldn’t do isn’t charged for
      • Garden bigger than you said? You get the new price before we start, not after
      • Pause any time — holidays, winter, whenever
      • No contract to get out of

      Still not sure which option is you?

      Tell us roughly what you’ve got and we’ll tell you what we’d recommend — including if that’s “you don’t need us that often”.

      £12 per visit
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